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30

Aug

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

no, i hated other kids

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: youtube.com)

27

Aug

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

(Source: needsmoarcat)

khaleesimaka:

Getting an idea is basically like

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But actually writing is like

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I asked the guy I'm dating about potential male birth control...

Me:
Rando question- would you take birth control pill if they made them for men?
Him:
I guess it would depend what the side effects were and if it were worse for men or women

readaroundtherosie:

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!

RULES:

  1. Be following me readaroundtherosie 
  2. Prizes will be sent via the book depository so if they don’t ship to your country, I’m really really sorry. But they ship to over 150 countries worldwide, so hopefully that includes you
  3. like, reblog, do whatever as many times as you like- try not to spam people
  4. no giveaway blogs thank you
  5. End date: November 1st 2014, midnight AEST
  6. you will need to give me your address to send them don’t worry I won’t do anything else with it, I’m far too lazy 

PRIZES:

  1. THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS 
  2. Each winner will receive 1 hardcover OR two paperbacks of their choice from the books above
  3. considering HEIR OF FIRE is currently my favourite book of the year thus far I wanted to celebrate that and all my other favs so far so these are my favourite reads 
  4. you can choose any of the books from the series if you already have the first one, or even from a spin off series (like Bloodlines instead of Vampire Academy)

GOOD LUCK, GET REBLOGGING

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

I can’t even have a cat in my fucking rented house, but you can have on in prison? Guess where I’d rather live…

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

I can’t even have a cat in my fucking rented house, but you can have on in prison? Guess where I’d rather live…

rumified:

her-skin:

riotslim:

pedro-martines:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

The comments

I’ll always reblog this 

This made me laugh, I needed that. Thank you.

rumified:

her-skin:

riotslim:

pedro-martines:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

The comments

I’ll always reblog this 

This made me laugh, I needed that. Thank you.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

yummibooks:

I’m really excited to be doing my first ever giveaway for you lovely followers! Thank you so much for following me and this is to celebrate 500+ followers and also to celebrate the start of another school year for anyone that applies to. I love you guys so much!!

So to start off, the posted books are either some of my favorites or a book written by an author I really enjoy reading, and I will be giving ONE winner TWO books in paperback format from Book Depository (I’m on a $25-$30 usd budget.)

Okay time for rules:

  • You must be following me- this is to celebrate my followers on here, so it’s only fair, and I will be checking. 
  • No giveaway blogs!
  • Make sure you enter here through Rafflecopter since that’s how the winner will be selected and reblog this post. Please don’t spam your followers though, and likes are good, but won’t really matter.
  • This will be international since I am using Book Depository, and you must be willing to give your address so I can ship the books to you. (I’m a college student who doesn’t drive, so I don’t plan on stalking trust me.)
  • Again- ONE WINNER. TWO BOOKS. PAPERBACK FORMAT. 
  • I’ll give the winner 3 days to make a response.
  • The giveaway ends October 24 at 12:00am Eastern Time (US & Canada)
  • Message me if you have questions and good luck!!

That awkward moment when you go to text someone you haven’t talked to in awhile, and see that the last time you talked, you were sexting.